Nipples, Penises and Something No Man Should Live Without
Let me start with today’s adventures. Today, I worked from home and Michelle studied for her last final. Nothing too terribly exciting happened other than I learned more about a penis than I probably cared to and I was in the market for a nice set of nipples.
Michelle’s last final happened to be in Anatomy (which as far as I can tell is probably her least favorite subject). Part of her exam was to cover the reproductive system and that of course includes the penis. For some odd reason, Michelle thought it would be great to educate me about the inner working of my manhood. Interesting, but probably knowledge that will be filed away with the rest of high school chemistry and biology in the “Never Accessed” portion of my brain. Talking about it, must have helped because Michelle was able to score yet another “A” on her final final.
As far as the nipples go, I was on a lunch mission to gobble a Potbellied Italian as quickly as possible so that I could get a few things checked off of my to-do list. Gosh, this entry is ripe with innuendo. Back to the story. So, I was on a mission to find the perfect set of nipples. I mean, I was looking for a set that were the right size, shape and flow control for our glass baby bottles. Okay, so I will spare you from any more innuendo and move straight to act 3 of tonight’s performance.
So, I have to admit that the most useful thing Michelle and I have purchased since being on a spending spree for baby items has been a set of magnets from Target. This particular set of magnets is probably not a new idea, but it is the first time that I have seen anything like it and I am pretty sure it is the best $2.99 a man with an honest, pregnant wife can buy. The magnet set is comprised of two pieces. The first is a giant magnet that has nine different pictures of women with mood descriptions. The second piece is a frame that is used to outline one of the nine pictures. What you are really getting for $2.99 is a female mood thermometer. It is an outlet for the female in your life to be direct about their feelings rather than cryptic. Luckily Michelle has been using it, but unfortunately the frame has been centered on “Bitchy” for the last few days. Now that finals are over and relaxation is on the horizon, at least for the next couple of days, perhaps I can wake up and find that the little frame is centered on “Naughty”!
Until the next entry....
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
